I'm Pretty Sure Rachel Maddow is a Racist

Shocking news from MSNBC. In an attempt to take on Fox directly in the ratings, it appears that MSNBC is competing with Fox in President Obama-bashing. First, we have Keith Olbermann making Rush Limbaugh look like a tongue-tied freshman who just can't find the words to get his point across as he rips Obama up one side and down the other.

Then we have Rachel Maddow attacking Obama like a crazed Fox commentator at a Tea Party rally!

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Based on what I've learned from the mainstream media over the past year, I have to conclude that Rachel Maddow must be a racist. She is attacking the awesome wonderfulness that is Obama and he is a "black" president, right? She is a member of the white liberal media establishment, right? And no white person could be attacking a black president for any reason other than racism, right? I mean Maddow and Olbermann and everybody in the mainstream media told us a year ago that the only reason the Tea Party could be so anti-Obama is because of lingering, perhaps unconscious, racism. It couldn't be because they disagreed with their policies.

So when will Olbermann, Maddow and company openly confess their racism, resign in disgrace and renounce all criticism of the first black president? They were totally sincere when they detected Tea Party racism, weren't they?